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Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony analogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


CHURCH -


TAGS: analogy humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:43 pm
would you go if you were'nt christian?
elixiri - April 9, 2012, 9:17 pm
#137415
edavis - April 1, 2012, 10:11 pm
its only a building till you live it
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 10:50 pm
Yeah, the wife left me home. Couldn’t get me to turn over.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 10:21 pm

Thanks, Guys!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 9:02 am
Having been a believer since I was a small pup, I agree with this!
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:19 am
Good One !
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:18 am
Good One !


FAILED ANALOGIES -


TAGS: church sign analogy humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 4:06 pm

It wasn't in cold storage. It's just completely worn out.
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 3:23 pm
Well, I’d been lookin’ for it for a l-o-n-g time. Didn’t think it’d be in cold storage.
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 3:19 pm

Put that thing away! You don't knowwwhere it's been!
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 2:39 pm
Oh look, I-I-I-I fouuund i-i-i-i-t…ound it…ound it….ound it….., and what’s this?....huh, my leaf blower
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 2:29 pm

Wait one...Let me get the necessary accessories. Now where did I put that magnifying glass.....
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 1:20 pm
Conversation? How ‘bout conversion? I KNEW there was an eleventh commandment........Woman, behold (I must now prepare the baptismal font)


SO MANY MEN -


TAGS: wine analogy humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:13 pm
By the by... she really is a pretty lass, regardless of all else. Great image.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:07 pm
Fashion. It evolves in a circularity that has been proven. Best to look deeper, in all things, deeper than the paint job. Go back another hundred years and 'phat' was considered the wang dang doodle. Go figure. Just be what you is, not what you ain't?
lgvernon - November 15, 2014, 1:56 pm

1890's Victorian era. I love the fact that buxom women were once considered beautiful instead of phat.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 12:54 pm
Some confirmation of your text's implications... Wow! Nice set of fun bags! Thanks!What? There is text too?
lgvernon - November 15, 2014, 12:49 am

Wrong head, oh ye of little...well, let's just leave it at that.
GaryO - November 14, 2014, 8:33 pm
I’m not so sure that comment wuz in yer favor, Large Vermin. Soooooooo, to wit, yer honor. The defense rests. (However, nice place ya got there. Whudya call it, the great room?)
lgvernon - November 14, 2014, 3:45 pm

Don shake your head so hard, Gary. That's the 'BB in a boxcar' effect you're experiencing.
GaryO - November 14, 2014, 2:55 pm
Fine-ine-ine-ine….well crap, there’s that echo again, you mind sitting proper, Vernestine?
lgvernon - November 14, 2014, 12:33 pm

You misspelled wombat again, Gary.
lgvernon - November 14, 2014, 11:48 am

Prissy, in some cases the tips of stilettos would still be too big. Speaking of which~~hey Gary, how ya' doin?
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:36 am
Should those grapes be stomped in the traditional barefoot method or can I use my stilettos?
GaryO - November 14, 2014, 9:59 am
I believe I've matured, but I still prefer the cool dark place…along with a blind mute wombing...that happens to have enormous fun bags….or tiny ones...any...actually. Oh, and a hairless hind end.
mizzdizz - November 14, 2014, 9:18 am
LOL, Igv! 5 bubbling champagne flutes to the stomping of grapes today! Don't hold your breath on the 'maturing' part. You may need a little mouth to mouth---on the other hand, if he's hot---hmmmm---


SUCCESS -


TAGS: success pregnancy analogy humor
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Thanks, C!
lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Just could not help myself. Thanks!
JesusWept - January 25, 2016, 9:03 am
HEY! You used the f-word! Where's the red frame?? Very good! 5 L's
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:34 am
nice a 5er


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